Wednesday, August 03, 2011

dear every picture of me EVER,

why cant you all be as grainy as my costco id picture?

you cant see my double chin when im that grainy.

you cant tell how squinty i make my eyes when im that unfocused. 

i want someone to get rid of that instagram b.s. and make a costco id picture app for my phone.  

you might not always know its me, but at least ill always look not-fat.

the end.


St. Julien's said...

Ha Ha. Nikki you are so cute. you made me laugh.

Cindy L. said...

Hee hee! I'm laughing! In my Costco ID picture I look like harry potter. Serious. I know you're jealous ;)